On tonight’s episode of Raspork’s human BBQ show. We’ll be making Pulled Human! The meat for today’s delicious meal comes from the Green Tea Tavern. I’ve got a special connection with a half-orc lady in their kitchen!
The pot has been lined with sliced onions. I’ll be rubbing the human butt with seasoning, and placing it in the pot. Human butt is a very cheap, and easy cut of meat to transport. Plenty of Half-orcs, and goblins in the cooking field will be able to sell it to you!
The last, and most important part is pouring two bottles of honey mead into the pot. After four or five hours the meat should fall right off the hip. After that you can place the sweet meat between two buns, and sit down to enjoy the sweet taste of humanity.
A truly delicious species that we were blessed with encountering. But remember folks! Never let your human friends find out about this delicacy. Otherwise they’ll have to go missing too.
Thanks for watching!
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