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A winning agenda the GOP would reject

The Republican Party can be described in a variety of ways. Progressives driving the speed limit. The Husband that gets off on his Wife sleeping with other men. A corpse getting dragged along. My point is the Republican Party is great at losing.

Donald Trump doesn’t count as a win. He was never truly embraced by the party, and it’s elite. So keep quiet on that.

We’re seeing the rise of social democratic politics, economic uncertainty, and another cultural revolution in America. The Conservative response is as usual nothing of value. The solution isn’t Ronald Reagan, Donald Trump, and “hard work” .

Policy 1: Universal Basic Income

The American Right needs to leave the basement, and accept reality. Milton Friedman, Friederich Hayek, and Thomas Paine all supported it. But the common retort is taxes, inflation, and socialism. While ignoring the existence of social security checks.

There’s an easy way to fund it that shouldn’t be too harmful to the average taxpayer. This part is going to spook the libertarian wing of the GOP but here it goes. STATE RUN CRYPTO MINING CORPORATION!!!

Yes, you read that correctly. The United States will mine & sell cryptocurrency to the masses. We’ll start with the five popular cryptos. Bitcoin, Ethereum, Cardano, Dogecoin, and Dash. The crypto industry is a booming industry that out-of-touch politicians are trying to put a leash on.

When they should be encouraging it, and getting involved with it. This could allow a monthly payment of $2000 to all American adults.

Another possible benefit is the reduction of taxes on regular income. This would free people from their dependency on jobs that don’t suit them. Automation is already expected to decimate low skill jobs in the coming years.

Whoever gets ahead of that, and has a solution is the kingmaker.

Policy 2: Restoration of the education system

Our education system needs a 21st century update but with an old school touch. pre-K & Kindergarten are abolished. That part of a child’s education is the parents responsibility. The associates degree will also be abolished. Students will be in school from age 6 to 20.

Homeschooling parents will be allowed to structure their curriculum however they like. But their child must be able to pass English and Mathematics exams. That’s all that will be required of them from the state.

English, Fitness, and Mathematics are the only mandatory subjects. History, and science will be elective courses. This will allow the student to find the path that works for them.

There were will be many wonderful electives to choose from. Here’s a list that each student will pick from.

1. Abrahamic theology

2. Astrology

3. Divination

4. Investing

5. Western polytheism

6. Eastern polytheism

7. Painting

8. Latin language

9. Greek language

10. Norse language

11. Cushitic language

12. Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu

13. Boxing

14. Archery

15. History

16. Science

17. Music

18. Automotive repair & carpentry

19. Programming

20. Game design

Homework will no longer exist either. Students will be encouraged to study & play instead. They should not be robbed of their free time to the extent that they are now.

This robust overhaul of our education system could make us #1 in the world.

Policy 3: Woman’s opportunity visa program

Women 18-35 years of age will be given the opportunity to come to the United States. Experience the American Dream that they’ve fantasized about since childhood.

Policy 4: Warhammer & the US Space Force

The US military should look at the Thunder Warriors & the Adeptus Mechanicus for inspiration. We shouldn’t do some bland Space Air Force or Star Trek bullshit. Make it fun, and exciting!

Policy 5: Revive the X-33 project

This is self-explanatory, and there was no reason to cancel it. At the very least let SpaceX do something with it.

Policy 6: nationwide legalization of Moonshine, Marijuana, and NOS

Because going fast is as American as apple pie. Prohibition created organized crime, and more taxes. Let the people have fun!

Policy 7: Promote & preserve the National Wrestling Alliance

Pro wrestling is big part of American culture like it or not. This wouldn’t be the case without the NWA. The NWA should receive 17,760,000 a year from the US government.

Policy 8: Form an unbreakable bond with certain foreign powers

1. France

2. Italy

3. Japan

4. Australia

5. Kazakhstan

6. Mongolia

7. Finland

8. Argentina

Raspork’s human BBQ show

On tonight’s episode of Raspork’s human BBQ show. We’ll be making Pulled Human! The meat for today’s delicious meal comes from the Green Tea Tavern. I’ve got a special connection with a half-orc lady in their kitchen!

The pot has been lined with sliced onions. I’ll be rubbing the human butt with seasoning, and placing it in the pot. Human butt is a very cheap, and easy cut of meat to transport. Plenty of Half-orcs, and goblins in the cooking field will be able to sell it to you!

The last, and most important part is pouring two bottles of honey mead into the pot. After four or five hours the meat should fall right off the hip. After that you can place the sweet meat between two buns, and sit down to enjoy the sweet taste of humanity.

A truly delicious species that we were blessed with encountering. But remember folks! Never let your human friends find out about this delicacy. Otherwise they’ll have to go missing too.

Thanks for watching!

Street Beefs review #1

Daddy Fat Sacs vs Fall star

Rating: C

It was a fun little scrap but Fall star wasn’t ready. His approach was fast paced, unorganized, and careless. The end result of the fight came down to experience.

Both of them were very focused on headshots. Both of them were fast, and loose with their offensive. But DFS paced himself a little more allowing for him to get the shots he needed.

Fall star was empty in the middle of the fight. Open mouth, heavy breathing, and more mistakes. It was clear that DFS was going to get the victory. Although DFS could’ve ended it earlier with good body shots.

This was my first Street beefs fight that I’ve seen. The nicknames are silly but it was still a fun 7-8 minute fight. You can find it on YouTube.

New England: A New World Pagan homeland

Since the rise of the Abrahamic triad, and their bloody dispossession of other faiths. Pagans have lurked in the shadows. Far from the eye of the Church. But what if the Pagans of the Northern USA claimed a part of the country?

Start with Plymouth, and Salem before spreading throughout. It’d be pretty symbolic to start there. Go back to where it all began for the New World.

Become essential to the local economy, and political machine. Don’t assimilate make them assimilate to us. The Mormons have Utah, and Pagans should have Massachusetts at the very least.

Be an invasive species!

Warhammer & Our World

I’ll be fixing this later because I’m a little sleep deprived currently. It’s like six something in the morning.

The Chaos Gods of the Warhammer franchise are Games Workshop’s take on something very real. Perhaps these characters are brand new entities introducing themselves.

They could also be existing entities presenting themselves under a new name. But the more boring & mundane answer is that they’re simply inspired by the real deal. Khorne, Slaanesh, Tzeentch, Nurgle, and Malal.

Tzeentch can be found wherever there is political, and social intrigue. Schemes as far as the eye can see.

Khorne can be found on the bloodstained battlefields, and fighting cages of the world. Go out, and fight until you’re the best. Until you’re strong enough to challenge the true number one. Something men have tried to do since the dawn of time. But there’s always another challenge, and it’s so lonely at the top.

Slaanesh can be found online in your google searches on lonely Friday nights. When a man sleeps with his secretary, the whispers of temptation are present. When a woman insists on being tied up, and gagged. Slaanesh smiles devilishly.

Wherever you can find instability & pure chaos in it’s truest form. Malal was there. Malal’s destructive nature knows no bounds. A collapsing tower destroying families or a deranged psycho in a public place. All of it serves a purpose for Malal.

Corruption & decay are Nurgle’s doing. Every new disease is his baby, and every rotting corpse is welcomed into his bosom. He delights in despair, and the collapse of life.

Entities like this have been present in our world since the beginning. From Mesopotamia to the Modern West. All religions, and cultures.

Chaos is neither good nor bad. It simply is what it is, and it’s necessary for life. Be crushed by it or become greater because of it.