CWA versus AEW!

Some brief thoughts on CWA & AEW events.

CWA 01/03/87

After an interrupted interview, the first match was Goliath vs John Paul & Dennis Upton. Goliath’s manager is the scrawny little Downtown Bruno. A perfect rival for Marko Stunt. He’s built like a twig, and is a basic cowardly heel. Bruno takes credit for Goliath’s success in the ring. Pretty good 2 minute match.

Virgil is doing an Apollo Creed gimmick… That’s a it’s something that’s for sure. Jerry Lawler had a match. It was nothing special just a squash. Virgil & John Laurinaitis shouldn’t be allowed near a microphone. Absolutely terrible decision.

Tommy Rich delivered a basic, and solid promo. Talking about how he beat Harley Race, and he can beat Lawler too. Nothing complex it’s straight to the point.

After the RPM’s Mike Davis & Tommy Lane announce that Bruno will be their special referee in their upcoming title defense. The match is underway, and Bruno is on commentary. His opening remarks about the opposing team is filled with racial stereotypes.

I wasn’t expecting that, to be honest. The match was good, and the AWA Southern tag champions were pretty dominant throughout. They won in less than 3 minutes. In the following interview, the promoter’s son Jeff Jarrett tells Bruno that he will knock his head off.

The final match between experienced veterans & the talent of 1987’s today was great. An excellent back & forth it wasn’t one sided at all. An excellent story was told in the ring. Memphis Vice/Pat Tanaka versus Don Bass, Larry Wright, and Buddy Wayne ended in a no contest. The time limit was reached before a pin attempt could be made.

Very good show 6/10

Fun Fact: Downtown Bruno is the first man to win the WWF women’s championship. Where he wrestled as “Hervina” .

AEW Dark Elevation Episode 21

The show starts off with Paul Wight explaining why he’s wearing a “Vaxxed & Waxxed” shirt. Our first match is Red Velvet versus Angelica Risk. A quick but entertaining match. I thought Angelica using twerking as a taunt in the ring was funny. Red Velvet was all business in the ring, and walked away with the win.

The next match is Lee Johnson versus Marcus Kross with Dustin Rhodes at ringside supporting Lee. Marcus Kross looks like he’s preparing to be in the sequel of the live-action Dragon Ball movie. His hair is a crime against humanity. Lee Johnson won the match.

TNT champion Miro confronts Lee Johnson after the match. He congratulates him, and promises to end Lee’s career. This is much better than what the trashy WWE creative team had him do. We won’t discuss that.

They brought on David Crockett to do commentary. So many old school names are popping up in AEW. I wonder how Jim Cornette processes that? It must bother him a little.

The next match is Kris Statlander versus Ashley D’Amboise. I really like Kris Statlander. Just gives off really good vibes. I’m smiling, and Kris hasn’t done anything yet. She’s doing cartwheels to confuse her opponent, and I think that’s great. Kris Statlander finishes it with a Big Bang. Lots of fun, though probably wasn’t fun for Ashley.

Aaron Solo & Nick Comoroto w/ QT Marshall versus Rosario Grillo & Hunter Knott is up next. QT Marshall replaces Eddie Kingston on commentary for this match. Nick is massive, and looks like you stole him from Jim Crockett Promotions. Just a strong, and dominant force in the ring. His opponents will definitely have trouble.

AEW likes to keep track of wins, and losses. I’d pair him with a well spoken charismatic manager, and have him go undefeated for a bit. Before giving him a shot at the TNT championship. Wrestling needs monsters.

Now back to the match. They finished it with a tag team maneuver. Very good match that I’d challenge Jim Cornette to find something wrong with. Let’s move on!

Yuka Sakazaki versus Dani Jordyn is up next. Before I get to the match, I’d like to address something. While I don’t want it to come off like Jim Cornette is getting targeted by me. As a long time listener of his programs it needs to be said. His disdain for Kenny Omega is one thing. But to call these grown women “Japanese schoolgirls” is disgusting.

He’s said on his program that Kenny Omega has a fetish, and that’s why these women get booked. Jim can’t deny this because he has said it multiple times. It’s childish, Jim. In the rare chance that you are reading this. Please grow up. As a fan of wrestling, and yourself I genuinely think you need to chill.

Alright now we can focus on wrestling. Sakazaki has some excellent acrobatic skills, and she seems so positive. The match is very much within the acrobatic risk taking sphere of wrestling. That’s not my preferred style but it’s still cool.

Sakazaki wins.

Our main event is Bear Bronson w/ Bear Boulder versus Darby Allin w/ Sting in his corner. The match is showing so far that Darby Allin isn’t just a risky spot guy. I’m sorry for sounding like a broken record. But once again Cornette is letting his disdain for the Bucks & Omega cloud his thinking. A part of me wants to believe Jim Cornette is working but we know this is legit hate.

Darby Allin had the submission locked in but Bronson was able to counter due to his size. Rammed Darby into the turnbuckle. Two coffin drops put Bronson. The winner is Darby.

7.5/10 very good show

A winning agenda the GOP would reject

The Republican Party can be described in a variety of ways. Progressives driving the speed limit. The Husband that gets off on his Wife sleeping with other men. A corpse getting dragged along. My point is the Republican Party is great at losing.

Donald Trump doesn’t count as a win. He was never truly embraced by the party, and it’s elite. So keep quiet on that.

We’re seeing the rise of social democratic politics, economic uncertainty, and another cultural revolution in America. The Conservative response is as usual nothing of value. The solution isn’t Ronald Reagan, Donald Trump, and “hard work” .

Policy 1: Universal Basic Income

The American Right needs to leave the basement, and accept reality. Milton Friedman, Friederich Hayek, and Thomas Paine all supported it. But the common retort is taxes, inflation, and socialism. While ignoring the existence of social security checks.

There’s an easy way to fund it that shouldn’t be too harmful to the average taxpayer. This part is going to spook the libertarian wing of the GOP but here it goes. STATE RUN CRYPTO MINING CORPORATION!!!

Yes, you read that correctly. The United States will mine & sell cryptocurrency to the masses. We’ll start with the five popular cryptos. Bitcoin, Ethereum, Cardano, Dogecoin, and Dash. The crypto industry is a booming industry that out-of-touch politicians are trying to put a leash on.

When they should be encouraging it, and getting involved with it. This could allow a monthly payment of $2000 to all American adults.

Another possible benefit is the reduction of taxes on regular income. This would free people from their dependency on jobs that don’t suit them. Automation is already expected to decimate low skill jobs in the coming years.

Whoever gets ahead of that, and has a solution is the kingmaker.

Policy 2: Restoration of the education system

Our education system needs a 21st century update but with an old school touch. pre-K & Kindergarten are abolished. That part of a child’s education is the parents responsibility. The associates degree will also be abolished. Students will be in school from age 6 to 20.

Homeschooling parents will be allowed to structure their curriculum however they like. But their child must be able to pass English and Mathematics exams. That’s all that will be required of them from the state.

English, Fitness, and Mathematics are the only mandatory subjects. History, and science will be elective courses. This will allow the student to find the path that works for them.

There were will be many wonderful electives to choose from. Here’s a list that each student will pick from.

1. Abrahamic theology

2. Astrology

3. Divination

4. Investing

5. Western polytheism

6. Eastern polytheism

7. Painting

8. Latin language

9. Greek language

10. Norse language

11. Cushitic language

12. Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu

13. Boxing

14. Archery

15. History

16. Science

17. Music

18. Automotive repair & carpentry

19. Programming

20. Game design

Homework will no longer exist either. Students will be encouraged to study & play instead. They should not be robbed of their free time to the extent that they are now.

This robust overhaul of our education system could make us #1 in the world.

Policy 3: Woman’s opportunity visa program

Women 18-35 years of age will be given the opportunity to come to the United States. Experience the American Dream that they’ve fantasized about since childhood.

Policy 4: Warhammer & the US Space Force

The US military should look at the Thunder Warriors & the Adeptus Mechanicus for inspiration. We shouldn’t do some bland Space Air Force or Star Trek bullshit. Make it fun, and exciting!

Policy 5: Revive the X-33 project

This is self-explanatory, and there was no reason to cancel it. At the very least let SpaceX do something with it.

Policy 6: nationwide legalization of Moonshine, Marijuana, and NOS

Because going fast is as American as apple pie. Prohibition created organized crime, and more taxes. Let the people have fun!

Policy 7: Promote & preserve the National Wrestling Alliance

Pro wrestling is big part of American culture like it or not. This wouldn’t be the case without the NWA. The NWA should receive 17,760,000 a year from the US government.

Policy 8: Form an unbreakable bond with certain foreign powers

1. France

2. Italy

3. Japan

4. Australia

5. Kazakhstan

6. Mongolia

7. Finland

8. Argentina

Street Beefs review #1

Daddy Fat Sacs vs Fall star

Rating: C

It was a fun little scrap but Fall star wasn’t ready. His approach was fast paced, unorganized, and careless. The end result of the fight came down to experience.

Both of them were very focused on headshots. Both of them were fast, and loose with their offensive. But DFS paced himself a little more allowing for him to get the shots he needed.

Fall star was empty in the middle of the fight. Open mouth, heavy breathing, and more mistakes. It was clear that DFS was going to get the victory. Although DFS could’ve ended it earlier with good body shots.

This was my first Street beefs fight that I’ve seen. The nicknames are silly but it was still a fun 7-8 minute fight. You can find it on YouTube.