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Batman & Orochimaru: Who’s the real creep?

It’s not Orochimaru.

Batman takes kids, and grooms them into mini versions of himself. He’s filling the void from losing his parents. So, he creates this warped crime fighting family. Being the billionaire Bruce Wayne, and knowing the pain of being alone. He could’ve just given these kids a fantastic existence.

But that’s not what he did. He trains them, and puts them into dangerous situations in the name of justice. He’s the real creep here.

Orochimaru has an odd personality, and some of what he does is questionable. But he’s not interested in his followers beyond advancing his goal. They’re there to serve a purpose. He doesn’t have any real interest in them.

Kabuto & Sasuke he might like a little bit. But even then they’re just a means to an end. He’s not trying to cope or fill a void in his heart. Batman aka Bruce Wayne is.

If it weren’t for how the curse mark is given. There’d be no real reason to make jokes about Orochimaru. It’s clear what his intentions are. Immortality & knowledge of all jutsu. He doesn’t care about anything else until the Boruto series begins.

That’s when he’s suddenly the Good Dad who stops villains occasionally. He’s objectively less creepy, and more redeemable. Batman isn’t a hero & Joker has a point. Batman is twisted in the head, and he’s just like the Joker.

Except Joker prefers crazy blondes from psych wards.

Raspork’s human BBQ show

On tonight’s episode of Raspork’s human BBQ show. We’ll be making Pulled Human! The meat for today’s delicious meal comes from the Green Tea Tavern. I’ve got a special connection with a half-orc lady in their kitchen!

The pot has been lined with sliced onions. I’ll be rubbing the human butt with seasoning, and placing it in the pot. Human butt is a very cheap, and easy cut of meat to transport. Plenty of Half-orcs, and goblins in the cooking field will be able to sell it to you!

The last, and most important part is pouring two bottles of honey mead into the pot. After four or five hours the meat should fall right off the hip. After that you can place the sweet meat between two buns, and sit down to enjoy the sweet taste of humanity.

A truly delicious species that we were blessed with encountering. But remember folks! Never let your human friends find out about this delicacy. Otherwise they’ll have to go missing too.

Thanks for watching!