I’ll continue to do vintage wrestling reviews in the future. Primarily the Tennessee territory because it’s my favorite. but I have to admit telling a story is easier, and more fun for me.
RUSH announced his departure from ROH two months ago. He’s arrives on AEW Dynamite with Konnan to make an important announcement. Rush has signed AAA & AEW contracts.
The first person he calls out is Kenny Omega promising to take the Mega Championship from him. Even suggesting that he may have friends in the back already. Should the Elite try to intervene. Don Callis comes to the ring by himself.
Don tells RUSH that he’s undeserving of a match with Kenny Omega. Tells him that he has to spend a year or two on AEW Dark get some experience with the AEW style. “Kind of like those luchadores who spend their youth doing jobs in Arena Puebla & Arena Mexico”
This line is making reference to RUSH coming from CMLL, and it’s booking philosophy. Where seniority, and family ties have a significant hold on the company. RUSH is visibly angry, and Konnan gets in front of RUSH. Konnan laughs as he pulls a copy of RUSH’s AEW contract out of his pocket.
He tells Don Callis that he may want to call the cleaners because this championship match is in the contract. Which means he gets it wherever he wants it. RUSH wants it at the upcoming PPV.
It’s the All Out PPV, and the match is underway. Great in-ring work, and good storytelling in the ring. It almost similar to Omega’s match with Okada. Kenny Omega is clearly gassed, and getting impatient halfway through.
Callis & Konnan are both at ringside. Callis pepper sprays RUSH while the referee is focusing on Kenny Omega whose trying not to tap out. RUSH let’s go of him, and knocks the referee over as he tries to stand. Kenny Omega & Don Callis take this opportunity to attack RUSH together. Konnan tries to help but Kenny hits him below the belt before tossing him back out.
Kenny Omega wants to use RUSH as an example. So, he motions for someone to come out to the ring. It’s the Good Brothers, and the Young Bucks. But as they get close to the ring, the lights go out. “Nuevos Ingobernables” appears on the entrance screen.
Andrade, Dragon Lee, Penta, and Fenix are fighting with the Elite. Don Callis ran to safety like a chicken shit heel manager should. Konnan returns the favor by hitting Kenny Omega in the nuts before leaving the ring. The Elite have been pushed back to the entrance stage.
The referee is finally back to his feet after all this. Rush finishes it with his double foot stomp finisher “La Lanza” . We have a new Mega Champion, and the men that came to his aid return to celebrate. The Lucha Brothers say that it won’t stop here. They’re coming for the AEW tag team championships.
Note: I love factions in wrestling. I also think kicking out of finishers shouldn’t be allowed. What’s so special about the move, if it doesn’t have a lethal effect?
Kenny is having a mental breakdown in the back. The Elite are trying to console him but it’s not going too well. CM Punk & Matt Hardy walk by talking about their ROH stories. CM Punk looks at him but remains expressionless. Matt Hardy chuckles, and that only makes it worse.
As the two of them walk away from Kenny. Kenny shouts that he wants to face Matt Hardy for the Omega Championship. “You named your Indy fed after me! The least you can do is give me my championship.” Kenny said to Matt Hardy.
Matt Hardy responds by telling him that he has to defend the championship against CM Punk in a steel cage. We’re going to timeskip a bit here. Punk wins the AEW championship, and issues a challenge to NWA champion Nick Aldis. A title for title 2 out of 3 falls match.
Kenny’s mental health continues deteriorate, and his actions become more eccentric. He becomes a demented version of his “Cleaner” persona. Matt Hardy keeps his word after a few Dynamites, and Rampages. It’ll be a ladder match for the Omega Championship.
But Matt Hardy adds a special stipulation to the match. The loser carries the winner’s bags, and gets their snacks for one month. Kenny Omega quickly agrees to this. Fortunately for Kenny the Wrestling God Karl Gotch took pity on him that day.
Kenny Omega becomes the new Omega Champion. Matt Hardy’s fall while trying to grab the belt saved him. It was winning the lottery or Detroit actually being good at sports. No one saw it coming because Kenny was clearly done.
Matt Hardy is currently being tended to after falling into a table. Kenny Omega is looking at the championship like it’s the ring from Lord of the Rings. He’s laughing like a really bad Joker impersonator. Don Callis quickly escorts him to the back, and into a limo. Threatening cameramen, and Tony Schiavone as he does it.
The show ends there.
Kenny Omega would spend weeks hyping up the title, and defending against every undercard guy imaginable. Jon Moxley tricks Kenny Omega into a straight jacket match for the title. Jon Moxley wins, and Kenny Omega is sent away for a bit.
Kenny Omega returns to normal. The Omega Championship is rebranded as the “AEW Hardcore Championship”. It’s design is influenced heavily influenced by Moxley, and early CZW. The one remaining indicator of it’s past is the Omega symbolism on the side plates.