Warning for Games Workshop & it’s legal team: If you acknowledge it, and take action. That means Skat Dupont & Atushy Gordita are officially canon. You’ll forgive live with the fact that you made butt inspired names canon. Skat Dupont is based on CZW’s Matt Tremont, and Atushy Gordita is based on FMW’s Atsushi Onita.
After defeating Longus Dongus the 3rd in the Nurgle Ogryn Battle Royale. The “Dungshovelah” Skat Dupont was given the opportunity to face 3 time Khorne Bowl champion Atushy Gordita. Atushy Gordita is a bovigor that strikes fear into the hearts of greenskins & dwarves all over.
The match is tomorrow, and it’s a unique one at that. Khorne’s human acolytes have developed a truly hellish structure. The Tower of Torture!
The Tower of Torture is made out of thorns, rusty metal, bones, glass, flesh, feces, and partially alive goblins. The wrestling ring inside the tower is made of water damaged wood, and skaven genitalia! Truly the most nightmarish structure to ever be seen.
Both of the fighters are resting peacefully tonight. After plenty of feasting, and fucking to release stress before the battle. Loser becomes one of Slaanesh’s concubines. Winner gets a cool hat, and bragging rights.
*time skip*
“Ladies & Gentlemen! This is Khorne Boowll! Our competitors will fight in the Tower of Torture. Skat Dupont versus our champion Atushy Gordita!!!” – Bowel Yeoman
*match begins*
Skat Dupont starts off the match by dumping cow dung on himself, and smacking his chest. While shouting “HAH” at the crowd. Atushy Gordita is a little perplexed by this. But he picks up a hammer, and hits Skat with it. “HAH” said Skat in response to Gordita’s attack.
Gordita hit him with object after object to no avail. Skat Dupont felt nothing probably because he’s not bright enough to feel pain. Gordita has become tired, and frustrated. Skat Dupont begins laughing.
“I’m going to use my shovel to stir your butthole like a hot bowl of chili” said Skat Dupont
What happened next was truly traumatizing for Gordita, and fans alike. Dupont shoved his shovel up Gordita’s ass, and stirred it up like chili. His screams, and mooing echoed throughout the arena. After Skat Dupont pulled out the shovel. Gordita collapsed, and Dupont was declared the winner.
A portal opened up, and sucked Atushy Gordita into Slaanesh’s realm. Where he will entertain Slaanesh for an eternity, and more. Skat Dupont returned home to impregnate his four massive Ogryn wives, and his new Ungor lover.
Baron thoughts 