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Perry Seltzer’s Wrestling Onlooker
Minoru Suzuki vs Takashi Sugiura : 1 out of 5 stars!
Too much hard contact, aggression, and competition! Wrestling is supposed to be fun not painful! They could’ve hurt themselves. Too realistic for me.
Watch it Here
Gentleman Jervis versus Orange Cassidy: 5 out of 5 stars!
Fun, playful, and doesn’t take itself too seriously. Lots of funny moments. This is real professional wrestling. Not that painfully competitive crap that Pro NOAH, Ring of Honor, and NJPW produce.
You can watch it Here
Alex Colon versus Orin Veidt : 69 stars!
An absolute classic match that aspiring wrestlers should study.
Watch it Here
Wrestler of the week is Shane McMahon!
Congratulations to Shane McMahon for being the first Wrestling Onlooker wrestler of the week.