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Bolshevik Baron News: CPUSA-PSL on Ukraine, People’s Party takeover attempt, and more
A Socialist-Monarchist News Segment Brought To You By My Questionable Sanity.
Links to what will be covered: Chechen Troops coming to Ukraine, Liberals attempt to takeover People’s Party, Candace Owens on US-UKR-RUS, Candace Owens 2, CO3, CO4, CO5, PSL on Ukraine, CPUSA on Ukraine, and India’s intent on bypassing sanctions.
Russia’s sending Chechens whose reputation in battle is well known. Both in the Middle East & the MMA octagon. Their ruthless efficiency is well-known. The Ukrainians have the Far Right neo-nazi Azov battalion & “Ghost of Kiev”. The clash should be legendary.
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The People’s Party is a populist party. These board members wanted to convert it into a more liberal and woke party. They had already begun reorienting the party’s message away from economic populism and towards identity politics, a transformation that alarmed many volunteers. They were supported by contractors who abused their positions of authority in the party to attack our own volunteers, delegates, and even Ralph Nader — who spoke at the opening meeting of the National Organizing Committee — as sexists, racists, and white supremacists for seeking to build class solidarity.
This liberal faction opposed allowing our membership to democratically decide the party’s position on Covid vaccine mandates, going as far as attempting to shut down a party-wide vote and censor and cancel volunteers who discussed it in Slack. They even responded to Rodrigo’s personal story of suffering a vaccine injury, Bell’s palsy, by alleging that it hadn’t actually happened. They sought to replace our universalist message of health care, college, and housing for all with partitioned messages for different identity groups, a staple of Democratic Party campaigns. They were fundamentally reorienting the party away from its populist mission of uniting the left and right against the establishment, a mission they derided as building a “red-brown alliance” and “economic reductionism.” -from the People’s party statement on their attempted liberal coup
There is a common ground between conservatives, and classical leftists that should grow into something more. Disenfranchised populist leaning conservatives should be involved with parties like this. While populism is a rising faction within the GOP & DNC. It’ll never be on the same level as left & right neo-liberalism.
Conservatives should interact with Caleb Maupin , Jackson Hinkle, Infrared HAZ, Jimmy Dore, People’s Party, PSL, CPUSA, and Sameera Khan. There could be an excellent exchange of ideas, and better odds of things being achieved.
I’ve suggested innovative solutions in You want Americans to vote Communist, CPUSA. That could be appealing to people on both sides of the political spectrum. My suggestion on how to fix the economy of Venezuela is something any country could use.
Also conservatives need an actual understanding of leftism. There’s a Marxist archive with works from authors like Daniel DeLeon, and Karl Marx himself. There’s a great YouTube that has a bunch of audiobooks on Marxist theory. It also has a reading of a discussion between HG Wells & Stalin on Marxism versus Liberalism.
Leftists shouldn’t try to appeal to bourgeois liberals. Whether they like it or not they’ve got more in common with the American Right. Conservative Husband, and Communist Wife. What an interesting love story for TV.
The opioid crisis is something both conservatives, and the West Virginia CPUSA care about. More common ground between so-called enemies. The truth is we’re on the same side. We’ve been tricked into being enemies.
The PSL & CPUSA have both rightfully questioned the legitimacy of US actions in Ukraine. As well as stating that Russia does have some valid reasons their actions. Diplomacy is being vigorously promoted by both.
Candace Owens, and some of her notable mutual friends are opposing US involvement. Although it’s from a partisan perspective, it’s still incredible to see. This is evidence that a new ideological movement could be born out of conservatism & real leftism.
Candace Owens brought up Somalia as an example of Western hypocrisy.
United States is SWIFTly damaging dollar dominance. This is quite obvious when a so-called ally is circumventing sanctions. By creating a new payment system in order to do business with Russia. India basically said “Fuck you, Biden administration”
Unipolarity is a rare phenomenon. Multipolarity is more natural. The obvious big four are United States, China, Russia, and India. But I’d also keep an eye on Brazil, Nigeria, and Japan. You never know what could happen.
Thank you for reading!
Please checkout my other articles. If you have the time to do so. Have an excellent day!
The purpose of monotheism is a pretty good one.
Also the Ukrainian government has begun asking for Bitcoin & Ethereum donations.
The Mormons are anti-war .
WCW 6: Demonaltry, Depopulation, WV CPUSA, and Pro Wrestling NOAH! Also some plans for my crypto portfolio
Everyone seems to be concerned about depopulation. Elon Musk, Pope Francis, and Todd the Starbucks sipping reporter guy. Plenty of concern. But this is actually a good thing as long as we have the right mentality.
The easy fix is making movement, and immigration easier. But there’s always a domestic reactionary response. Which means you need to do something else.
Western countries have enough men. We don’t need more men. The men we have are more than enough. But we need a yearly immigration cap for both genders.
100k men who qualify for the H1B visa. Before getting a job in the field that they are qualified for. These men must complete 2 weeks of basic training, and spend 6 months patrolling the Southern border. Sending unauthorized visitors back home, and arresting cartel drug smugglers. Once they’ve completed this, they can apply at SpaceX or something. Men who don’t qualify for the H1B will not be considered.
The yearly immigration cap for women will be 800,000. The immigration offices will help them with housing, and employment. Free English lessons will be given if need be. The ladies will have to cook at the soup kitchen for at least four weeks. As a form of community service. A $500 gift card for Walmart, and $200 UBER gift card will be given to the ladies after completing soup kitchen duty.
Investing in automation, and implementing automation will reduce the need for low skill immigration. Some Westerners will be unemployed because of this. But if we implement universal basic income. It’ll be fine because they’ll have a safety net. They’ll be free to retrain themselves for a new career or business of their own. While that monthly payment of 1,500 is always there.
I personally don’t consider the depopulation issue to be an issue. This great die off will mean cost of living will go down. But we do need to encourage reproduction at some point. My approach is better in my opinion.
Another great thing about universal basic income is that it gives women a choice. They can take a break from working to stay at home until the children are old enough. If that’s something women want to do. The stress about what to do after the baby is born will decrease. This probably would help increase the birthrate slightly.
Look into some of the policies I suggested for the CPUSA. Especially the tower town, and forest preserve part. It’d allow the population to grow without destroying the home of local wildlife.
WV CPUSA’s solution to the opioid epidemic, and more.
The West Virginia CPUSA outlined a very nice solution to the problem. I could be wrong but I don’t see many political groups actually addressing it. But I would do something a little more bold.
The corporations will be given a 3 strike rule. The first strike involves the government owning 25% of the company, and stiff financial penalties. The second strike involves stiff financial penalties, jail time, and all executives must sell their shares of the company stock. The third strike is the revocation of the corporate charter.
This corporation ceases to exist all intellectual property, and other assets will be sold at an auction. Corporate businessmen are an entirely different breed of capitalist. Since they have no ties to most of the communities they deal with. The incentive to do right by them is decreased.
This would be the way to keep them in line. They’re not like Joe that runs the sandwich shop, and fundraises for the kid’s baseball program. These people don’t see people as people just numbers.
Demonaltry by S. Connolly thoughts thus far:
It’s a very easy, and beginner friendly read. An Amazon customer actually posted a negative review because of that. Which is quite silly because it advertises itself as such.
I’m not new to polytheism but infernal worship is definitely something fresh. Well, relatively speaking. I was a Laveyan Satanist in my early teens. When I was obsessed with Rob Zombie & Marilyn Manson. But my interpretation of it was still very theistic.
Now that I’m in my mid twenties. It seems that chthonic & infernal aspects of spirituality are very attractive to me.
I’m under 100 pages in, and it’s a more in-depth version of what the Tiktok occultists give out for free. I’d definitely recommend checking it out. Even if demons are too spooky for you.
Demonaltry is a polytheistic, and syncretic path. It’s heavily influenced by the works of Richard Dukante. Demonaltry believes that most demons are demonized pre-christian divinities.
It’s great that Pro Wrestling NOAH is posting free matches with English commentary. But I feel like they could do something similar to AEW Dark in order to attract international fans. Get them watching Pro Wrestling NOAH every week on YouTube, and watching the big shows on Wrestle Universe. This would have a snowball effect because fans would check out TJPW or DDT as well. CMLL, IWRG, MLW, and NWA also post events on YouTube. There’s nothing wrong with it.
Now let’s focus on the wrestling!
I have to say that I love the commentary. They’re treating it like a sport instead of soap opera. Giving the wrestlers, and the match the respect they deserve.
The former friends Hayata & YO-HEY are in a technical wrestling competition. Both of trying to get the best of the other. The speed & acrobatics is starting to pick up now.
Hayata retains.
The final 6 minutes were absolutely outstanding. Impossible to tell what the end result would be. It’s matches like this that keep people watching.
My 2022 crypto portfolio plans:
Algorand, USDC, Cardano, Avalanche will be the primary four that I acquire this year. I hold a decent amount of Shiba Inu. But I have no desire to purchase more at this time.
The thing I like about Shiba Inu is that it feels like Dogecoin before Elon Musk got into it. Just a fun meme coin to play around with.
I’m also considering buying Polkadot, and Solana. Definitely not buying any Bitcoin. Sorry, Max Keiser. I like cryptos that are fast, and innovative.
Wrestling Coverage Whatever #5: AEW booking of Satnam Singh
The former NBA player Satnam Singh is All Elite. Here’s how I’d book him in order to create an instant star. Some of you will notice similarities to Impact Wrestling era EC3, and Goldberg’s run in WCW. Except with some important modifications.
His star won’t be the only one rising in the process. Satnam Singh will make appearances on Dynamite & Rampage but he will not wrestle. The first 6-8 months of his career will be spent being undefeated on Dark & Elevation.
Promo footage will be Satnam Singh & Tony Khan hanging out with Jacksonville Jaguars cheerleaders at clubs. Tony Khan will introduce him as his “lion” that’ll be enforcing Khan Family rules.
The first real feud going into the 3rd month of his undefeated streak will be Team Taz. After brutally embarrassing Brian Cage his former teammates come to his aid. Hobbs comes in, and gets cut down. Hook & Spears come in together but it’s more of the same.
Satnam Singh grabs a microphone, and challenges him to a championship match. Stating that he wants the FTW title to become the Dark Championship. Spears obviously accepts.
*time skip*
Satnam Singh won the championship. New promo footage is released. 3 mildly known actresses from Bollywood are sitting in his limousine with him. They’re laughing, and enjoying wine. The footage cuts to his passed destruction, and you hear a lions roar.
A logo appears that says “Khan Family Authority”, and then you see Tony Khan on the screen. “This is just a taste of what’s to come, and I’d like to issue a challenge to all promoters, and wrestlers. Send your best to face Satnam Singh for the Dark Championship. Court Bauer, Billy Corgan, Booker T, David Marquez, Savio Vega, and more. Everybody can get it. There isn’t a promoter on this Earth that can find a way to beat my lion!”
*the footage goes away, and the crowd is mixed but it leans negative*
Satnam Singh will continue to be seen with mildly known actresses from allover Indian cinema. Both on the TV shows, and AEW Dark. A different Indian actress is escorting him to the ring every week. This will help get the attention of Indian journalists, and fans on social media.
Hopefully, helping increase interest in the company over there.
*Time skip*
It’s been 9 months, and his first real challenge has arrived. King Muertes aka Mil Muertes escorted to the ring by Salina de la Renta. This match would be a brutal back & forth ending by double countout. A frustrated Salina standing next to Muertes in the back is brought an envelope full of cash, and a note saying “Join us”.
It’s announced a day later that the Khan Family Authority has hired Salina de la Renta to represent talent for Tony Khan. King Muertes was also recruited to be Salina’s muscle. Helping Salina & Satnam in anyway possible.
Satnam Singh remains dominant on Dark & Elevation. Nobody’s really challenging him there. Calvin Tankman, Jacob Fatu, Alexander Hammerstone, Tomohiro Ishii, Niño Hamburguesa, Ace Romero, Brody King, The Fixers, and Sean Studd have come to Jacksonville.
Most of them give a solid 5 minutes in the ring before getting beat by Satnam Singh. But Jacob Fatu got disqualified after fifteen minutes but they kept going until security got called. Alexander Hammerstone lasted 20 minutes in the ring before getting pepper sprayed by Salina. Which gave Satnam Singh the victory.
Sean Studd, Brody King, and Calvin Tankman end up getting offered positions in the Khan Family Authority. All of them accept the offer. Tony said that he needs an army of big men to beat the scrawny elite. All factions are being put on notice right now.
With the realization that it’s the Khan Family Authority versus AEW. The Khan Family believes too much creative freedom was given. That’s why AEW isn’t getting three million viewers every week. So, they’re doing a hostile takeover to purge the opposition.
Alexander Hammerstone joins the Pinnacle, and reunites with his old Dynasty bro MJF. They begin thinking of ways to beat the Khan Family Authority. Possibly aligning with the Elite or Inner Circle.
*time skip*
Championships have changed hands many times between all factions. Satnam Singh remains undefeated. The Dark Championship will be defended in two out of three round match. This takes place in Narendra Modi Stadium. Alexander Hammerstone gets an opportunity to face Satnam Singh for the championship.
Satnam Singh gets the first pin, and Alexander Hammerstone gets the second one. Satnam Singh is showing signs of weakness now. Alexander Hammerstone gets the upper hand. The KFA comes out to help Singh but members of the Pinnacle, and the Elite get out just in time.
Alexander Hammerstone pins Satnam Singh, and wins the Dark Championship. After a long undefeated streak, and title reign. Satnam Singh is set-up to begin his pursuit of the TNT championship in order to redeem himself.
That’s what I’d do in order to generate lasting interest in Satnam Singh as a wrestler.
Wrestling Coverage Whatever #4: Algo Drone Racing, NWA on YouTube, Occultism, Decolonization, and Lucha Libre!
Algorand Drone Racing & Algorand & El Salvador
NWA‘s return to YouTube, and the first episode I’ve watched since #13? NWA USA debuts tomorrow. It’s currently Friday although this might not get published until Saturday.
The beautiful May Valentine is joined Mims to start off the show. Expressing his disdain for Mike Knox, and Matt Cardona. Who’ve been disrespecting the NWA. Decent storytelling promo there.
The rude dudes are succeeding at being annoying dudes. Sam Adonis & Jamie Stanley love to talk. But can Jamie Stanley back it up in singles competition? He’s facing 3 other men to advance in the junior heavyweight tournament. JP, Miguel, and Alex Taylor. Because of some tactical cowardice the winner is Jamie Stanley. Good basic heel behavior.
Aron Stevens is being interviewed, and he’s still a great character. He’s currently getting interrupted by the duo “Dirty Sexy Boys” . Aron & Kratos exit while the dirty sexy boys share a banana.
Cyon got tricked into a handicap match by Austin Idol & crew. His opponents are Jordan Clearwater & Marshe Rockett. If he wins, Cyon will get another match with Tyrus. Idolmania sports management struggled but they managed to beat Cyon. No rematch for him.
It’s a good show so far, but Corgan’s NWA won’t truly be the NWA. Until the territories are revived it’s NWA lite. There’s existing promotions that could be annexed. OVW, AMW, Luke Hawx’s Wildkat Sports, and ECWA. Luke is currently wrestling for the NWA. Could be an easy deal to work out. They could also form two brand new territories. NWA EAST & NWA WEST.
I’ve always liked Kamille as a wrestler but her promos weren’t good for a bit. She’s improved a lot. She’s talking about how tag team wrestling is beneath her, and Corgan is making her do it. Her reluctant partner is Missa Kate. Who expressed interest in facing Kamille, and knocking out Kylie Rae’s teeth. They’re facing Kylie Rae & Tootsie Lynn.
Missa Kate tapped out.
May Valentine talked to Nick Aldis & Mickie James. Mickie James talked about why she’s teamed up with Kiera Hogan, and the NWA women’s championship. Nick Aldis announced that he wants to find the next big star to represent NWA-USA. Which debuts on YouTube around noon Eastern USA time.
After an interesting exchange between Colby Corino, the fixers, and OGK. Matt Taven is facing Wrecking ball Legursky in the ring. After an intense struggle, and a sneaky powerbomb the winner is Matt Taven. Anything could’ve happened while he was dazed sitting on the top ropes.
May is interviewing Jennacide. Cool name, and face paint. She’s mad at Paola, and doesn’t think she can handle her opponent. We’ll come back to this later.
Now we see Matt & Mike at the interview desk. He’s just spending the entire time bashing NWA & Trevor Murdoch. Saying it’s not relevant, and he’s actually right to some extent. It does need saving but not by someone like him.
Natalia Markova vs Paola Blaze is next.
Natalia Markova is absolutely dominating Paola right now. Looks like Jennacide was right. That was an easy win for Natalia. Just playing with her food like a lioness.
La Rebelión & Homicide vs The End & Jax Dane in the main event. The NWA tag champs are La Rebelión. I guess Corgan’s taking an interest in trios. That just means he needs to make some international phone calls to Japan & Mexico.
That was an excellent fast paced main event. I’m not going to spoil it. Hopefully, I’ve done a good job promoting the NWA. Watch the episode on YouTube. It’s worth an hour of your time.
NWA-USA debuts very soon!
Reyna ISIS & Mitzy vs Cassandra & Batichica
This wrestling match will wrap up the wrestling portion of the article!
It’s a great match that traditional Tennessee wrestling enthusiasts would struggle to follow. The Jim Cornette’s & Adam Rotella’s that can’t handle the flippy shit. Reyna ISIS is doing great here. One of the things I like about the Lucha Libre world is how you can getaway with certain gimmicks.
Batichica is literally just wrestling in a batwoman outfit. Chessman’s aesthetic is very similar to Sting. Very open to borrowing ideas. I’m very happy with how this match ended. Reyna ISIS & Mitzy won.
I was very amused by this tweet by Tiktok’s number 1 Thelema advocate.
She’s exactly right here. The ascension into the next dimension folks are just rebranded evangelical christians. The rapture concept already exists. There’s so many of these starseed, and high-low vibration types online these days. It’s very easy to get into because it doesn’t require a lot. Kind of like evangelical Christianity.
My personal preference is to see Rokkatru, Thelema, Demonaltry, and Hellenism grow. We don’t need rebranded evangelicalism. There’s better options out there.
Anarchist Keith Preston on Class & Caste
He made a pretty accurate comparison. The thing I’d point out is American Brahmins play both sides. They’re making the lower castes fight each other in order to maintain their control.
Alright, it’s Algorand time!
Algorand was the unsung hero of El Salvador’s cryptocurrency adoption. Bitcoin is being used as currency but they’re using Algorand’s technology. I’ve suggested something like this in previous articles. Bitcoin has great value but it’s inferior technologically.
Also if you’re looking to earn money playing games. The Drone Racing League is teaming up with Algorand to do just that. There’s so many play to earn games coming out. I’m hoping to see ALGO receive the Solana pump. Especially because I’m staking it, and earning rewards.
It’s time for the hot topic of the day: Decolonization
You may have heard of people like Modern Warrior on Tiktok. He loves to say “Hey Colonizer” but colonizer isn’t a good insult. It’s just an admission that your ancestors lost. You’re making them look bad by using it.
The modern concepts of anti-imperialism, and anti-colonialism comes from the group that did the oppression. Even the philosophy behind deconstructing whiteness still comes from White people. How are you going to reconnect with your roots, and oppose your historical oppressor while using their ideas?
You simply cannot do it. It’s a trap that you’ll always be stuck in. Because you’re stuck in a Western White mindset. White, Black, and Brown are dangerous social constructs. The erasure of unique cultures is the primary tool of imperialism.
Romans, Greeks, Americans, and more. Every imperial society going back to mesopotamia has pushed for cultural homogenization. You’re not actually fighting the system. By engaging in this sort of intellectual exercise, and activism. You’re keeping the neo-liberal Western machine going.
You can’t combat imperialism with the ideals of the imperialists. Return to the traditions of your ancestors. That’s how you do it!
Europe, Mesoamerica, West Africa, and so on. Look into where you came from. Become more in touch with that culture, and it’s traditional religions. Monotheism is imperial in nature too by the way. I discuss that here.
Actor Freddie Prinze JR wants to start a wrestling company. I’m Northeast & East Coast until the day I die. Nothing will convince me to be in Yellowstone’s red zone. Plus it’s just too hot for me. But I’d love to contribute creatively in some way.
Don’t say it won’t make money. You have to believe in it. Even if you just want to be a weekend Indy promoter. This is your kid essentially.
I did do some fantasy booking on this blog awhile ago. From August to October I think.
The new approach to my blog was inspired by Jim Cornette’s podcasts. The experience & the drive thru. He’s got an excellent format for discussion.
Khorne Bowl: Nightmare fuel
Warning for Games Workshop & it’s legal team: If you acknowledge it, and take action. That means Skat Dupont & Atushy Gordita are officially canon. You’ll forgive live with the fact that you made butt inspired names canon. Skat Dupont is based on CZW’s Matt Tremont, and Atushy Gordita is based on FMW’s Atsushi Onita.
After defeating Longus Dongus the 3rd in the Nurgle Ogryn Battle Royale. The “Dungshovelah” Skat Dupont was given the opportunity to face 3 time Khorne Bowl champion Atushy Gordita. Atushy Gordita is a bovigor that strikes fear into the hearts of greenskins & dwarves all over.
The match is tomorrow, and it’s a unique one at that. Khorne’s human acolytes have developed a truly hellish structure. The Tower of Torture!
The Tower of Torture is made out of thorns, rusty metal, bones, glass, flesh, feces, and partially alive goblins. The wrestling ring inside the tower is made of water damaged wood, and skaven genitalia! Truly the most nightmarish structure to ever be seen.
Both of the fighters are resting peacefully tonight. After plenty of feasting, and fucking to release stress before the battle. Loser becomes one of Slaanesh’s concubines. Winner gets a cool hat, and bragging rights.
*time skip*
“Ladies & Gentlemen! This is Khorne Boowll! Our competitors will fight in the Tower of Torture. Skat Dupont versus our champion Atushy Gordita!!!” – Bowel Yeoman
*match begins*
Skat Dupont starts off the match by dumping cow dung on himself, and smacking his chest. While shouting “HAH” at the crowd. Atushy Gordita is a little perplexed by this. But he picks up a hammer, and hits Skat with it. “HAH” said Skat in response to Gordita’s attack.
Gordita hit him with object after object to no avail. Skat Dupont felt nothing probably because he’s not bright enough to feel pain. Gordita has become tired, and frustrated. Skat Dupont begins laughing.
“I’m going to use my shovel to stir your butthole like a hot bowl of chili” said Skat Dupont
What happened next was truly traumatizing for Gordita, and fans alike. Dupont shoved his shovel up Gordita’s ass, and stirred it up like chili. His screams, and mooing echoed throughout the arena. After Skat Dupont pulled out the shovel. Gordita collapsed, and Dupont was declared the winner.
A portal opened up, and sucked Atushy Gordita into Slaanesh’s realm. Where he will entertain Slaanesh for an eternity, and more. Skat Dupont returned home to impregnate his four massive Ogryn wives, and his new Ungor lover.
Perry Seltzer’s Wrestling Onlooker
Minoru Suzuki vs Takashi Sugiura : 1 out of 5 stars!
Too much hard contact, aggression, and competition! Wrestling is supposed to be fun not painful! They could’ve hurt themselves. Too realistic for me.
Watch it Here
Gentleman Jervis versus Orange Cassidy: 5 out of 5 stars!
Fun, playful, and doesn’t take itself too seriously. Lots of funny moments. This is real professional wrestling. Not that painfully competitive crap that Pro NOAH, Ring of Honor, and NJPW produce.
You can watch it Here
Alex Colon versus Orin Veidt : 69 stars!
An absolute classic match that aspiring wrestlers should study.
Watch it Here
Wrestler of the week is Shane McMahon!
Congratulations to Shane McMahon for being the first Wrestling Onlooker wrestler of the week.
Book The Elite 2 side B: The Horsemen take the valley
Side B is for stories associated with the primary storyline. Read BTE2 alongside Side B for the full experience. NWA-OVW is the biggest of the new NWA territories. It’s head booker Jim Cornette is determined to stop the AEW outlaws in their tracks. While Tony Khan, and his EVPs haven’t discussed the actions of the New Four Horsemen.
The NWA office does believe that they cosign their efforts. Billy Corgan & Jim Cornette also believe that the Horsemen won’t be the only AEW wrestlers invading.
Three championship matches are expected on tonight’s episode of OVW TV. Jim Cornette has welcome any & all competitors to OVW. Because he truly believes that NWA talent is the best in the world. None of the champions know who they’re facing.
Tonight’s episode of NWA-OVW TV:
“Welcome to NWA-OVW, Folks! Wrestling how it used to be, and wrestling how you like it! Those outlaws in WWE & AEW have left a dirty taste in the mouths of fans everywhere. Our champions will defend their championships against mystery opponents. It’ll be a wonderful time for you, and the folks at home.” – Jim Cornette
The first match is for the tag team championship. The Darkkloudz are hyping up the crowd while waiting for the opponents to arrive. Tully Blanchard comes through the entrance area. Jim Cornette’s at the commentary booth, and his heart just hit the floor.
It’s well-known that Jim Cornette loves FTR. He wasn’t expecting the New Horsemen to arrive tonight. Jim genuinely thought they’d send Orange Cassidy & Michael Nakazawa or something. He didn’t believe they would consider the territorial championships worth pursuing.
Who else could be here from AEW?
Tully Blanchard introduces FTR, and they immediately storm the ring. The bell is rung as soon as the champions hit the mat. Cash & Dax are completely dominating Eric Darkstorm while his teammate is dealing with Tully.
As Cash gets Eric Darkstorm in a arm lock. Dax steps out to help Tully whose being attacked by Deget Bundlez. Tully & Dax gain control of the situation. They’re holding him in place in order for him to see Eric lose his will to fight.
Eric Darkstorm starts tapping, and FTR is declared the winner. But he doesn’t let go until Tully Blanchard, and Dax enter the ring. The new NWA-OVW tag team champions are FTR of the New Horsemen. Tully Blanchard grabs the microphone.
“That’s just the beginning, Jim. The horsemen are no longer limited to four wrestlers. I’m assembling an army. Every national, and regional championship the NWA has will be ours. We’ve known each-other for a long time. I keep my promises.” – Tully Blanchard
The next match is for the NWA-OVW Kentucky Heavyweight championship. It was previously known as the national heavyweight championship before rejoining with the NWA. Jessie Godderz is waiting for his opponent. The MLW national openweight champion Alexander Hammerstone comes to the ring in a “New Horsemen” T shirt.
This confirms the rumor that AEW has started working with MLW. Tony Khan is opening the door for so many promotions. Is he intentionally or unintentionally helping Tully’s New Horsemen invade the NWA? Does he think this is just a friendly competition? What is his end game?
Jessie Godderz being the dumb Jersey Shore bro he is challenged Alexander Hammerstone to a test of strength. A spray tanned Jersey Shore reject is about to get killed on syndicated TV. Hammerstone clearly isn’t interested in putting on a show. So he gets him in a rear naked choke but Jessie Godderz manages to get out. Only for Hammerstone’s massive boot to connect with his face.
Jessie Godderz is clearly unconscious, and the referee calls it. The new NWA-OVW Kentucky Heavyweight Champion is Alexander Hammerstone. That’s two wins for the New Horsemen. Jim Cornette isn’t doing what he intended. His territory is getting taken over easily by the New Horsemen.
Jim Cornette is practically on the verge of tears at this point. The next match is the NWA-OVW women’s championship. Fortunately he gets a break from the destruction because the challenger is Super Humman from YouTube.
Sierra versus Super ends in a disqualification because Super tried to hit her with a thumbtack wiffleball bat. But he ended up hitting the referee in the process. Now he’s being escorted out by security.
Jim Cornette breaths a sigh of relief, and tells them to end the show there. No interview segment.
“Stay tuned for more” – Jim Cornette
BTE2 Side B 2 coming soon. Please checkout BTE2 for the main storyline.
Book The Elite 2: CM Punk versus Nick Aldis part 3
Brief recap: NWA President Billy Corgan announces the rebirth of the territory era. Nick Aldis cuts an excellent promo about his upcoming match with CM Punk. Towards the end of the show, there is a limousine out front. Please read Book The Elite 2 part 2 for more info.
An except from an NWA HQ email to Jim Cornette:
“We’re aware of our past relationship, and it’s unfortunate end. But we’d like to recruit you in our efforts to restore the former glory of the NWA. Your resume speaks for itself. From SMW to OVW to ROH & Impact Wrestling. You’ve been an integral part of this business both as a manager, and a booker.
We’d like to offer 1 million dollar contract with a 25k signing bonus. You’ll be in charge of NWA-OVW, and NWA coverage will be a regular part of your “Drive thru” podcast. Our working relationship with AEW seems to be going South. Will you sit back as Kenny Omega & his outlaw pals destroy the remnants of the business?”
Jim Cornette responded to the email stating that he’d like to do a live phone call on the next edition of NWA power. Billy Corgan agreed to this. Who knows what Jim Cornette could say to Billy? The man is known for holding a grudge. But will he let things go in order to fight a greater enemy?
The start of program:
CM Punk, FTR, Jade Cargill, and Tully Blanchard are in the ring. Tully Blanchard has a microphone.
Tully Blanchard: It’s nice to be back in the NWA, if you can actually call it that! I’m glad that Billy Corgan is finally getting around to rebuilding the National Wrestling Alliance. I guess it took a real champion calling him out for it to happen.
*Tully takes a brief pause to look at CM Punk*
Tully Blanchard: But what would the NWA be without the Four Horsemen? So, I figured that I’d bring it back. Seems like the perfect time too. You’re trying to rebuild, and we want to profit off of that. All the championship gold, money, and power that comes with it.
It belongs to the Four Horsemen.
*Tully Blanchard passes the microphone to CM Punk*
CM Punk: You know I have to admit that Nick Aldis is pretty bold to refer to himself as the “The Man” last week. Meeting Ric Flair must’ve gotten him really excited. But I could’ve held the NWA championship for 16 times too. It’s pretty easy when you’re friends with everyone at the main office. I could even hold the championship for 2,800 days like Bruno did in the WWWF. It’s not that hard with his schedule. But I’ve always been the best in the world. I probably could’ve done it for 5,600 days before vacating it out of boredom.
Quite simply, I’m someone that could’ve been a star in any era. You’re the NWA champion because Billy Corgan met you at the right time. He would’ve had me as his golden goose. If I was willing to lower myself to the point of representing a sad imitation of the original National Wrestling Alliance.
I am the best in the world, and I will save the NWA from itself.
*CM Punk takes a minute to antagonize the NWA crowd like he would in his IWA mid south days*
Nick Aldis comes to the ring by himself, and a member of the ring crew hands him a microphone.
Nick Aldis: I’ve spent more than 1000 days being the man, and representing the NWA honorably. You abandoned professional wrestling for a failed UFC career. Why didn’t you start out on the amateur scene? I think I know why. You’re addicted to the payout, and crowd response that a major company gives.
Mr. BITW is too good to put in his dues. All you got was one loss, and one draw. You’re lucky they didn’t stick to the original decision. Otherwise you’d be 0-2 in the MMA world. All that time with the Gracie’s, and you still got beat.
I will retain the NWA championship, and win your AEW championship.
Because I am…v
*Before he could finish his statement the Four Horsemen attacked him*
Tully Blanchard is directing traffic as the four of them take turns hitting Nick Aldis. Jade Cargill hits Nick Aldis in the berries with the microphone. FTR picks him up to do a double powerbomb onto the NWA championship that’s resting on the canvas. CM Punk gets him up to hit the GTS but that’s stopped as Kamille, JR Kratos, and Aron Stevens come to the rescue.
Tully gets out of the ring, and Billy comes out with a referee. This is officially an 8 man tag team match. The bell is rung but the chaos resumed after a brief exchange between Jade & Kamille. The referee was forced to DQ both sides, and call for security to split them up.
All of them were escorted out of the building.
The second match:
Danhausen & Warhorse versus Bestia 666 & Mecha Wolf aka La Rebelión
Winner is Danhausen & Warhorse.
Due to the chaos at the start of the show, and the impromptu changes to the match card. The original second match has been cut to make time for Billy’s live phone call with Jim Cornette. That match would’ve been James Storm versus Brody King versus Outlandish Zicky Dice.
*Billy Corgan is in the ring*
Billy Corgan: Hello Jim, I’m so glad that you decided to discuss this with me. We’ve been having some issues with those AEW outlaws lately. What’s happened tonight is only a sign of what’s to come I’m sure.
Jim Cornette: Well, it looks like the most hated man in wrestling today is needed once again. I should have my own bat signal at this point. It could be a tennis racket in the night’s sky.
I’m not doing this for the money although that salary is wonderful. This isn’t to help you either. I’ll return to the National Wrestling Alliance to defend the legacy of NWA. I’ve got no problem covering the NWA on Jim Cornette’s Drive Thru, and the experience.
But when I become booker for NWA-OVW after signing that contract. I want full creative control over the promotion, and it’s school. If the Outlaw Four Horsemen come to my territory with gold around their wastes.
They’ll leave without it.
Thank you, Fuck you, Bye !
*Jim Cornette hangs up on Billy Corgan*
Billy Corgan: Well, I guess I’ll have to accept that. Welcome back, Jim Cornette! You haven’t changed a bit.
*The program goes off the air*
Stay tuned for BTE2 part 4!
Book The Elite 2: CM Punk vs Nick Aldis part 2
Note: Nick Aldis has dropped the NWA championship to Trevor Murdoch at NWA73. An unremarkable end to an unremarkable 1000+ day reign. Most notable part was his matches with Cody Rhodes. Personally I would’ve had Brody King or James Storm beat Nick Aldis. Nick Aldis is still NWA champion in the series for the time being.
Book The Elite 1 & Book The Elite 2 part 1
Fast recap: Nick Aldis promised a response to CM Punk in the next few episodes of Power.
At the start of the program: Both Nick Aldis, and Kamille are in the ring with NWA President Billy Corgan.
Billy Corgan: I’d to thank everyone in attendance, and the folks at home. NWA power wouldn’t be possible without you. I’ve got a surprise announcement.
*Billy Corgan pauses to take in the crowd reaction*
Billy Corgan: The territory era has returned! Ohio Valley Wrestling, ECWA, and Northeast Championship Wrestling are officially sanctioned NWA territories. We’re currently in talks with promotions in Puerto Rico, Japan, and Canada as well.
CM Punk…
*Billy Corgan is cut off by Nick Aldis*
Nick Aldis: Please allow me to address him, Billy. CM Punk is a man that loves to hear himself talk more than he loves being in the ring. When we face off I will leave with both championships. The NWA is slowly returning to it’s former glory. This is just the start.
I’ll teach these outlaw wrestlers the right way, and then they’ll beg to be apart of the NWA. This isn’t where the big boys play. The NWA is where men come to settle the score. I’ll still be NWA champion after another 1000 days.
I am the man in professional wrestling. It’s not CM Punk, Shingo Takagi, and whoever McMahon is currently fond of. The man you want to face is Nick Aldis.
*Nick Aldis steps back to let Kamille takeover*
Kamille looks at Billy & Nick at a loss for words. She looks around for a moment trying to find something to say.
Kamille: Jade’s leaving with a hotdog, and a handshake. I’ll be leaving with my NWA women’s championship.
*Nick Aldis & Billy Corgan leave*
That segment was roughly 5-8 minutes total.
The card for the show is as follows:
First match:
Kamille versus Kilynn King
Emergency stoppage ends the match. After Kamille’s powerbomb on the ring apron renders Kilynn unresponsive. There’s no winner or loser. It’s declared a no contest.
Second match:
Aron Stevens & JR Kratos versus Ant Colony
Aron Stevens tears off Fire Ant’s mask, and gets disqualified. The winner is Ant Colony.
Main Event:
Nick Aldis versus Danhausen & Warhorse
Nick Aldis wins by submission.
The closing segment:
We see CM Punk, FTR, and Jade Cargill with Tully Blanchard in a limousine. The four of them do the four horsemen hand sign for the NWA camera crew. Tully Blanchard is smiling devilishly while drinking a bottle of blue Pepsi.
*The show ends, and NWA social media is going wild right now. Fans are blowing up their posts, and the poor social media interns can’t keep up.*
Book The Elite 2 part 3 coming soon!
Baron thoughts 